A nursery rhyme based joke brought to you by /u/the-kube

The police were recently called for an unusual case of domestic violence. After a woman found her husband cheating on her with another man, she gave him his choice of punishment: either scrape his penis with the bark from the tree in their lawn, or shove her running shoes up his cheating ass. The police report described his options as either Hickory Dick or Reebok.

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