A kid gets home very distressed....

And says to his mom: "MOOOOM there is a kid in school telling everyone that im gay! Now everyone thinks that of me!!!"

And the mom says: "Why dont you just kick his ass and be done with it??"

"I can't mom, he is sooooooo handsome"

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