A birds comes out of nowhere and says
"Little Red riding hood! The big bad wolf is around the corner and he says he's gonna lift up your shirt and play with your titties!"
Little Red riding hood pulls out a gun, points it the ground and says "I'm not worried." Then she keeps walking.
A squirrel comes out of nowhere and says
"Little Red riding hood the big bad wolf is just around the corner and he says he's gonna lift up your shirt and play with your titties! "
Again little red riding hood pulls out her gun and says
"I'm not worried" then she keeps walking.
She goes around the corner and sure enough there's the big bad wolf
The Wolf says " Little Red riding hood! I'm gonna lift up your shirt and play with your titties! "
Little Red riding hood replys
"No your not, your gonna eat me just like the story says"
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