A college student knew she wasn't gonna pass her class.

A very attractive female college student was in trouble. She had done very poorly in her class and knew she had to talk to the professor or else she would get an F in the class. After the class was over and everyone left she walked up to the professor and told him about her problems. Of course, the professor knew of the problems and came up with a very intriguing proposition. He said, while stroking his chin, "Yeah, I can help you, but it is gonna take a little of you know what, if you know what I mean." She, of course, knew what he meant. She quickly thought about it and how she felt about it. Rationalizing that her mom probably did something similar to get by she said, "Yeah I can do that." The professor told her to come closer so he could whisper into her ear. She obliged and very carefully put her ear within whispering distance of the professor. Feeling his hot breath he told her, "D is for a little dick, C is for some Coochie, B is for Boobies because I am a Boob man and....". And right at that moment the professor's phone rang for which he immediately picked it up. This was quite a relief for the student as it gave her time to think about her options. Of course, she wanted the A and knew what this would require. She knew she couldn't go home thinking that she didn't try her best to get an A and so resolved to go with that option. The professor finished his phone call and hung up the phone. The student immediately bent over and lifted her skirt so the professor could see her ass. She said carefully fingered her butt letting him know what grade she wanted He walked up behind her and unzipped his pants. She bit down on her pencil and he put it in. They were going at it for a few minutes when the professor blurted out, "OH! I forgot to tell you! A is for Aids."