A camp counselor once told me

In first grade, there was a kid named Ralf. He was obsessed by the class's pet iguana. He couldn't focus on class cause all he wanted to do in class was play with the iguana. One day a clown came to his class. The clown juggled pins and did standard clown things. Ever since that day Ralf was obsessed with the circus. All he wanted to do was go to the circus then on his birthday his dad bought him two tickets to the circus. He was so happy and couldn't wait to go. The circus finally came and he was so happy. Him and his dad went into the main tent and went to find the seats. They finally got to the top of the seating. They were the worst seats in the house, but Ralf loved it. The clowns juggled and there were lions and horses and the clown car. Ralf loved all of it. Then at the end the ringmaster came out and asked for a volunteer. Ralf raised his hand high and enthusiastically and the clown called on him. He was so happy as we he went down to the stage. The clown called for his horse. He pointed to the horse's head and said "this is the horse's head" he pointed to the horse's body and said "this is the horse's body" he pointed at Ralf and said "and this, is the horse's ass" Ralf was so embarrassed as the entire crowd laughed at him. After that he devoted his entire life to getting back at that clown. He practised comebacks all through highschool and applied to Harvard's secret school of comebackery. He got in and studied comeback theory. He bought a ticket to the very same circus. They did ask the same things as before, but this time he wasn't amused. At the end the the ringmaster came out again. He needed a volunteer. Ralf raised his hand and got picked. He coolly walked down to the stage. The clown called out his horse. He pointed to the horse's head and said "this us the horse's head" he pointed to the horse's body and said "this us the horse's body" then he pointed at Ralf and said "and this is the horse's ass" the whole crowd laughed at him again Ralf stole the microphone from the clown and mustered all the comebackery might that he could and yelled info the mic "FUCK YOU CLOWN"