one day a redneck man comes to the mall riding his horse, the security guy stops him and say: you can't enter the mall with that horse. the redneck goes home. the next day the redneck slice's some bread and puts it on the horse's head, and then goes to the mall riding the horse again. the security guard says to him: i thought i told you that you can't enter the mall with the horse. then the redneck says: now you're gonna tell me what to put in my sandwich ??!!
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