(all using hand gestures while telling the joke.)
So there is a mediocre musician in front of a decent audience performing his routine tricks.
He coughs up some ribbon and the ribbon keeps coming from his mouth.
He pulls a bird out of his sleeve and the bird drops like a stone then goes straight for the popcorn on the ground.
He pulls his thumb away from his hand like grandpa used to do.
BUT FINALLY, for his last trick! he takes his top hat off.. unzips his fly, sticks it over his pants and starts thrusting his hat.
___now this is where we insert the funniest place for a magicians penis to be____
one I came up with was that there was a guy in the third row confused at why his cheek kept moving..
another one was tiger woods was confused at why his ball kept popping out of the hole.
etc...
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