And says,
Doctor: Hello, I have some bad news and some REALLY bad news.
Patient: What!?
Doctor: Which of the two would you like to hear first?
Patient: Whats the bad news?
Doctor: you only have 24 hours left to live.
Patient: Oh God, what could be worse?!
Doctor: I've been trying to get a hold of you since yesterday.
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