A woman comes to see the doctor.After 5 minutes she suddenly exclaims "kiss me doctor", the doctor obviously refuses to which the woman simply asks one more time and again the doctor explains he can't.This goes down a couple of more minutes , the women begs the doctor and he denies .Then the doctor just has enough and goes "Look lady , how many times can I tell you that kissing you you would be completely unethical and against all rules , in fact I shouldn't even be f*cking you right now."
A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder .After a while the bartender gets curious and asks him about the monkey to which the man replies "nah, you won't believe me anyway" , the bartender continues persuading him and the man relents "do you have a small hammer here?" The man asks , after the bartender brings him one ,the man bashes with it the monkey on its head , the monkey gets up ,pulls the mans pants down and start performing oral sex on him .Then the man turns to the amazed bartender and asks if he wanna try also and the bartender replies "yes of course, but could you not hit me on the head so hard.''
EDIT:sorry for the shitty title ,i only meant that have an inappropriate twist like this at the end
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