After pulling me to one side, he said "We've narrowed it down to one of two things. Either she has a chronic heart condition or she is riddled with Aids."
"What on earth am I going to do?" I asked.
He said "When you get home, send her out for a 10 mile jog and if she comes back, don't shag her!"
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