He comes in carrying a pistol, a kitten, and a bucket of shit. He sets down the bucket of shit and drinks a beer. He then proceeds to let the cat loose and chase it while shooting at the bucket of shit. A redneck stops him and asks him, "Just what in the hell are you doing?!" To which the Indian replies, "Me try to be like white man. Me drink beer, chase the pussy, and shoot the shit."
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