I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green. A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims,shouting anti-American slogans,with a half- burned American Flag duct taped on the trunk of their carand a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side,stopped next to me. The light changed, the Muslims praised Allah,shook their fists, hit the gas & darted off ahead of me. Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speedingthru the intersection& ran directly over their car,crushing it completely,killing everyone in the car. For several minutesI sat on my bike thinking to myself,"Man... that could have been me!"So today;bright and early,I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
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