... Upon entering said bar, the man notices a jar full of cash on the table.
"What's all this money for?", asked the man.
The bartender replied, "Well, if you can make my horse laugh, it's all yours."
"Alright, where's the horse?"
"In the back room."
"Thanks."
The man then enters the room. A few minutes later, the man comes out with the horse cracking up with laughter.
"Holy crap!" The bartender was so shocked, he could barely think of any words to say. "Well, a deal's a deal." The man then took the money, and left the bar.
The next day, he returns to the bar. The man spots yet another large jar of cash.
"Alright, what's THIS jar for?"
"All the money in this jar says you can't make my horse cry."
"Alright, fine. The horse?"
"Still in the back room."
The man walks into the room. He shortly returns, the horse next to him in hysterics, sobbing with such vigor.
"Okay, what the hell, I've gotta' know how you did all this; what's your secret?"
"Well, to make the horse laugh, I told him I had a bigger dick than him."
"Aha...?"
"Aaaaand to make him cry, I showed him."
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