The Indian at Walmart

An Indian goes to Walmart in the U.S.
He finds cat food at special prices.
He picks a dozen cans of cat food & goes to
check out.
The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that
this guy might not have a cat & will probably
feed cat food to his kids. He asks the Indian to
show him his cat before he could let him have
cat food.
The Indian goes home & returns with a cat &
gets to buy the cat food.
Next week the Indian finds dog food at special
prices.
He picks a dozen cans of dog food & goes to
check out...
The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks
that this guy may have a cat but he cannot
have a dog & he will probably feed dog food to
his kids.
He asks the Indian to bring & show him the dog
before he can let him have dog food.
The Indian goes home & returns with a dog.
He gets to buy the dog food.
The following week, the Indian comes to
Walmart with a bag. He asks the Manager to
put his hand in the bag. The Manager puts his
hand in the bag, feels some thing slimy &
immediately pulls it out...!!!
He shouts at the Indian, "What the hell...!!!
This is shit, you Idiot...!!!???"
The Indian calmly replies, "Yes, now may I buy
some toilet paper please...???"