DUKE

one day frank and maria went on there first date. they went out to eat and then to the movies. frank wasnt felling to good he had gas REAL bad. but he didn't want to fart in front of maria becuuse he really liked her. so after the movie he says im going to take you home now i have to get up early to go to work. maria says ok.they get to her house and maria says come on in and meet my parents and franks like i dont know i really have to get up early. maria's like please .. so he does . he meets her mom and then her dad. and her dad says here frank sit down for a minute and talk to me. so he does, and while talking frank sees the family dog laying next to him. he thinks to him self if i let a little of this out ...maybe they will think this dog is doing it. so he does and the dad yells DUKE! frank thinks to himself wow this is great! this guy thinks this dog is doing it. so frank waits a min. and does it again. and the father yells DUKE! now frank thinking this is too cool he thinks he"ll let the rest out ..so he does and the father yells DUKE get the hell away from that boy before he shit's on you.