So a guy sits at a bar, the bartender gives him a drink...

The guy says, "Hey bartender!"
The bartender says, "Yeah?"
"You know that bridge, over the lake up north?"
"Yeah, I know the one."
"I built that bridge, with my own two hands. You think they call me Johnny the bridge builder?"
"...I don't know..."
"They don't, they don't."
The bartender nods and goes back to work. Soon after, Johnny beckons, "Hey bartender!" The bartender makes his way back to Johnny and says "Yes?"
"You know that tourist attraction boat on the dock in the lake?"
"Yeah, I know the one."
"I built that boat. With my own two hands! You think they call me Johnny the boat builder?"
"I'm guessing..."
"They don't, they don't."
"Alright." The bartender replied and hesitantly stepped away from Johnny as he hollered, "Hey bartender!"
"Yes, sir?"
"You know that dam we use so that our city doesn't get flooded?"
"Was it you, sir?"
"I did! I built it with my own two hands. Do you think they call me Johnny the dam builder?"
"I don't suppose the do, sir."
"They don't! They don't... but fuck a goat one time..."