Suddenly, an elderly man walks in, and the entire bar erupts in laughter. He goes and sits at the bar.
The young tourist slides over to him and asks, "Why were they all laughing at you?"
The old man looks at him, and says "Do you see this bar?"
"Yes, it's quite beautiful"
"Aye, I built this bar, and every bar in this town. But do they call me Seamus the Bar-builder? No.
"How about that fence? Do you like that fence?"
"Of course" said the tourist.
"Aye, I built that fence, and it runs all through town. But do they call me Seamus the Fence-builder? No.
"But you fuck one goat..."
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