Bartender looks over as the duck flies to the top of a bar stool, says, "What can I get you?"
Duck says "You got any grapes?"
Bartender - "What does this look like? A Farmer's Market? It's a bar! Order a drink!"
Duck - "OK! I'll have a beer". Bartender pours a beer, duck guzzles it, waddles out.
Next day, duck waddles in, sits at the bar, says "You got any grapes?"
Bartender - "I told you yesterday, Bub, no grapes!! You want a drink or what?"
Duck orders a beer, guzzles it and leaves.
Next day - same thing. This time, the bartender explodes..."Listen you stupid ass duck! If you waddle into my bar again and ask me for grapes one more time I am going to hammer your bill to that bar stool and let people sit on you! Now... do you want a drink or not?!!?"
Duck asks for a beer, gets it, guzzles it, leaves.
Next day.... duck waddles in and sits in his usual seat. Bartender looks at him suspiciously with a raised eye brow.
Duck - "You got any nails?"
Bartender is confused - "Uh... no...?"
Duck - "Good! Got any grapes?"
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