Blonde Jokes VOLUME 1

If you are blonde, and you get offended by these jokes, please do not read :/


Two blondes were watching the TV, then a brown haired woman came in and turned on the TV.

A blonde woman passes a giant herd of sheep with her cabriolet, and asks the farmer "Can I buy one of those?". The farmer says she can, and she chooses one. "This one." she said. The farmer responded "That's my Shepherd...".

A blonde woman comes to a instrument shop and asks the cashier if she can buy that accordion. The cashier says "No.". She paints her hair black next day and comes back and asks the same thing. The cashier again responded "No...". She then paints her hair brown and comes back to the shop the day after. She asks him the same thing and he responds "I know you are that stupid blonde woman again!", and then she responded "How did you know?!". He said "You always want to buy that radiator!"

A blonde comes to a man and asks "What does IDK stand for?". He says "I don't know.". She then says "Oh my god! Why doesn't anybody know what this stands for!

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