The man finally decides it's time his wife goes to the fertility clinic. His wife goes to the doctor and drives home to tell her husband what he said. However, she was not quite the brightest crayon in the box. By the time she went to tell her husband, she had forgotten what the doctor said. The husband decided to get her another appointment, and waited in the waiting room this time for the results. The doctor told the wife, "you have an insufficient vagina, and if you ever have a baby, it will be a miracle."
The woman rushes out to her husband so as to prevent herself from forgetting again. The husband asks "what did the doctor say?" The wife replies "He said that I have a fish in my vagina, and if I ever have a baby, it will be a mackerel!"
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