when she stops him in his tracks and says, "I don't think I'm ready for sex with you yet. We've only been going out for a couple of weeks."
Disappointed, the guy asks, "well, is there anything I can do to show you that I'm serious and want to take our relationship to the next level?"
She thinks for a moment and replies, "if you are willing to come over for dinner and meet my parents, I'll be willing to take things to the next level." The guy agrees almost immediately.
The day of the dinner, the young man goes to his local pharmacy to buy protection. The problem is that he's a virgin and has no idea what he's doing. Embarrassed yet determined to get laid, he describes his situation to the pharmacist currently working the counter. The pharmacist shows him the condoms, lube, and other intimacy products and describes how to use them in significant detail. The lad thanks him, pays, and leaves.
Later that evening, the guy gets to his girlfriend's house right as dinner is ready. The eager beaver and his lady sit down at the table as the mom and dad join them. The father sits down, bows his head, and asks the rest of the table to join him in a prayer. They say grace before beginning the meal, however, our young protagonist remains praying for several minutes after everyone else begins their meal.
The girlfriend, confused, eventually whispers to him "I didn't know you were THIS religious..."
Still bowing his head, he whispers back, "I didn't know your father was a pharmacist."
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