So a fly is hovering 6 inches above a stream...

So a fly is hovering 6 inches above a stream, and a fish swimming below thinks to itself, "If the fly drops 6 inches i can swim up and eat it,".Then the nearby bear thinks to itself, "If the fly drops 6 inches, then the fish will go for the fly and i can eat the fish,". Then the hunter in his boat thinks to himself, " If the fly drops 6 inches, the fish will go for the fly, the bear will go for the fish, and i can get a good shot at the bear,". Then the nearby mouse thinks to itself, "If the fly drops 6 inches the fish will go for the fly, the bear will go for the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, and while he's distracted i can eat his crackers,". Then the hunters cat thinks to itself, "If the fly drops 6 inches, the fish will go for the fly, the bear will go for the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the mouse will eat the cracker, and i can pounce on the mouse. Finally lo and behold, the fly dropped 6 inches, so the fish ate the fly, so the bear ate the fish, so the hunter shot the bear, and the mouse at his crackers, but when the cat pounced on the mouse it missed and landed in the water.
The morale: When a fly drops 6 inches, a pussy gets wet
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so much buildup for a mediocre joke....I'm sorry