And steps on a thorn. "Ouch!" cries the elephant as he winces in pain.
A nearby mouse hears the elephant's wailing and runs over to see what's happening. "What's the matter?"
"I stepped on a thorn and it hurts like hell!"
The mouse is confident he can help the elephant, "Well let me take a look." The elephant lifts his foot and the mouse grabs onto the thorn giving it a good yank. PRESTO! The thorn comes out and the elephant breathes a sigh of relief.
"Oh my goodness, thank you SO much," says the elephant.
"Anytime pal," replies the mouse.
Before the mouse could scurry off, the elephant asks if there's anything he can do to repay him. The mouse stops, thinks for a second and says, "Well..." rather hesitantly.
"No no, really, anything I can do," insists the elephant.
"Well, I've always kinda had a desire to fuck an elephant," the mouse says sounding a bit embarrassed.
"OH MAN! Well hop on!" cries the elephant joyfully. The mouse doesn't waste a second and and starts going to town on the elephant.
Meanwhile, a monkey in a nearby tree has been watching this whole thing go down between the mouse and the elephant. Ever the prankster, he feels it'd be funny to drop a coconut on the elephant's head. He lines up the drop and lets it go nailing the elephant square in the head BAM!
"Oww!" cries the elephant.
Mouse says, "TAKE IT ALL, BITCH!"
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