They walk to the edge and look down. The first guys goes, "Man, that's a long way down." "Yeah," says his friend. "How long do you think it would take me to reach the bottom if I fell?" "Uhhh... wow, man. That's tough. Maybe three days?'' "Yeah." "So do you think I'd die?" "Sure you would. I mean, no food and water for three days?"
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