They get to go to the same jail. One is muscly, one is short and the third one is wearing glasses.
The room they go to has already one person in it.
"Welcome boys. I have been alone in this room for a very long time, I thought there were no criminals out there." Says the old jailer
The 3 guys are laughing a little.
"So, how long are you gonna be here, muscly friend?"
"4 years" responds the muscly guy
"That's nothing. Sunmer, winter, summer, winter, summer, winter, summer, winter and you're out. How long are you gonna be here, short friend?
"2 years" responds the short guy
"That's nothing. Summer, fall, winter, spring, summer, fall, winter, spring and you're out. How long are you going to be here, glassy friend?"
"3 Months"
"Ohh that's bad, very bad." Says the old jailer.
"Why?" Says the glassy guy
"Because day, night, day, night, day, night, day, night..."
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