What We Have All Learned from Cartoons

What we have learned from cartoons:


1. You will only fall off the cliff, building, ect... if you
look down and notice that there is no longer anything but air
beneath your feet.


2. When you get wacked on the head you can see little blue
birdies or if your really lucky, stars!


3. If a safe falls on your head, don't worry you can just open
the door to that safe and walk out.


4. There is only one company : Acme.


5. Dynamite will ALWAYS be bright red and labled.


6. If you need to get to the other side of a wall you can just
paint a door and then walk through it.


7. If someone has already done the above, BEWARE, it will not
work for you! Can you say pain?


8. You will always know when someone gets an idea by watching
for the lightbulb that will apear over their head if this
occurs. Note if the person is stupid a candle will replace the
lightbulb.


9. You are immortal. No matter how many times a piano, safe,
anvil ect... has dropped on your head you will stagger away
unharmed. The same goes for falling from high places.


10. The rabbit, roadrunner ect... will ALWAYS win.