Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he
has to take a dump. "well, go in the bushes."
"what should i use to wipe my ass?"
"use a dollar bill."
a few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with s*** all over his
hands.
"what happened?" asks his friend.
"i didn't have a dollar bill, so i used four quarters."
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