A salesman drops in to see a business customer.
Not a soul is in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets.
The salesman stares at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks on him.
The dog looks up and says, "Don't be surprised. This is just part of my job."
"Incredible!" exclaims the man. "I can't believe it. Does your boss know what a prize he has in you? An animal that can talk!"
"Please don't tell him!" pleads the dog. "If that man finds out I can talk, he'll make me answer the phone too."
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Edited by calamjo
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