**What is the best Christmas present in the world?**
A broken drum – you just can’t beat it
**What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?**
It's Christmas, Eve!
**What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?**
Frostbite!
**Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?**
They always drop their needles!
**Did Rudolph go to school?**
No. He was Elf-taught!
**Who is Santa's favorite singer?**
Elf-is Presley!
**What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?**
He got 25 days!
**Why does Santa have three gardens?**
So he can 'ho ho ho'!
**What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?**
Twerky!
**Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?**
Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
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