The seven dwarfs go to the vatican and the pope gives them an audience. "Any questions?' Asks the Pope. After being nudged by the others, Dopey reluctantly raises his hands.
"Yes, Dopey?" the pope asks kindly
"Your holiness, are there any nuns in Alaska?"
"Of course there are"
Dopey says thanks, but the other dwarves keep gauding him to ask another question.
"Your holiness," says Dopey, "are there any black nuns in Alaska?"
"Er, I can't say for sure," says the pope, "But I can't see why not..."
The other dwarves carry on nudging Dopey so Dopey raises his
hand once more, "Your holiness, are there any black midget nuns in Alaska?"
The pope a little exasperated at this point, says, "You know what Dopey? I don't think there are any black midget nuns in Alaska."
The other six dwarks fall about laughing screeching: "Dopey fucked a penguin, Dopey fucked a penguin!!".
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