This guy goes to a whore house and fucks this chick for 10 dollars... the guy wakes up the next morining and felt something biting at his crotch and he found out that he had crabs. so he drives over to the whore house and asks to speak with the lady he slept with the night before. so he goes up to the lady and says hey i got crabs from you last night, the lady then replies hell what did you expect for ten dollars lobster?
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