A man goes to see a 5 dollar hooker, he does his business and the goes home. The next day he was furious, he got crabs from the hooker. He decides to go back to the hooker and complain.
Man: This is outrageous I pay you and I get crabs!!!
Hooker: Well what did you expect for 5 dollars? Lobster?
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