Two politicians die and arrive at the Pearly Gates.

Two politicians die and arrive at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says "You get to choose which place you want to go to. I'll show you each place today and you can sleep on it and decide tomorrow." So he takes them to heaven and everybody's sitting on gold jeweled thrones playing harps and singing God's praises. They both say "Oh, this looks good."

But St. Peter insists on bringing them to the other place. The Devil answers the door and brings them to a big banquet hall with every kind of food and delicacy to choose from-- steak and lobster and caviar and fresh vegetables and fruits. The wine is flowing, and there's plenty of coke, and there are some gorgeous women who seem interested in the 2 politicians. All their friends are there singing and dancing and telling jokes.

Then they leave and go to sleep outside the Pearly Gates for the night. The next morning St. Peter asks "Well, which place do you want?" They say "Well, heaven is a really nice place. But I think we'll be more comfortable down in hell with my friends."

So St. Peter brings them down to hell. The Devil answers the door. There are all these people standing in excrement up to their butts, drinking coffee. Then the Devil says "Okay, coffee break's over, go back to standing on your heads now."

The politicians get mad, "Why did you deceive us, St. Peter?" they ask. St. Pete Says "This is the Devil's place. Talk to him about it." So they turn to the Devil and say "That's not fair. Why did you deceive us?"

The Devil says "Yesterday we were campaigning. This morning you voted for us."