Sex Problem

A bloke went to the doctor and said, "I got this sex problem,
doc." "Tell me about your average day," said the doctor. "It all
starts in the middle of the night. My wife always wakes me up
about 3:00 am for nookie and then again about 5 o'clock so we
can spend a couple of hours making love before I go to work."


"Oh I see," said the doc. "No, hang on." said the man, "You see,
when I get on the train to work I meet this girl everyday and we
get a compartment to ourselves and have sex all the way there."


"Oh...now I see," said the doctor. "No you don't," said our
hero. "When I get to work my secretary really fancies me and I
have to give her one in the storeroom."


"Oh...now I see," said the doctor. "No no no," he said. "When I
go to lunch I meet this dinner lady I'm very fond of and we nip
out the back for a quickie."


"Now I understand," said the patient doctor. "No, hang on," said
the bloke. "When I get back to work in the afternoon my boss, a
very demanding lady I might add, has to have me or she says
she'll give me the sack."


"Ahh..." said the doctor, "now I see." "No, there's more." said
our man, "When I get home my wife is so pleased to see me she
gives me a blow job before dinner and then we have sex
afterwards."


"What's your problem then?" asked the doctor. "Well..." said our
hero, "it hurts when I masturbate."