All the barking made having a good night's rest difficult. It came to a point that having little sleep affected his performance at work. Once he was caught by his boss drooling on the keyboard.
Johnny went to the doctor and explained his situation.
"Here's some sleeping pills. That ought to solve your problem." said the doctor.
A couple of days passed and Johnny returned to the doctor.
"The sleeping pills work alright, but is there any other way?" asked Johnny.
"What exactly do you mean?"
"Well, it's always a struggle at night, I get scratched every once in a while. It's not easy forcing those pills into that damn dog's mouth."
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