A guy is walking along the beach, when he meets a girl with no legs, crying.
"Why are you crying?" he asks.
"I've never been hugged," she says. The guy hugs her, but she continues
crying.
"Why are you crying?" he asks.
"I've never been kissed," she says. The guy kisses her, but she continues
crying.
"Why are you crying?" he asks.
"I've never been screwed," she says. The guy picks her up and throws her into
the water.
"There," he says. "Now you're screwed."
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