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A French woman took her little daughter to the Louvre where they saw a statue
of a nude male. "What is that?" asked the child pointing to the penis.


� Nothing, nothing at all, Cherie," replied the mother.


� I want one," said the child. The mother tried to focus her daughter's
attention on a more suitable subject, but the little girl persisted. "I want one
just like that," she kept repeating.


At last the mother said, "If you are a good girl and stop thinking about it
now, when you grow up, you will have one�.


� And if I'm bad?" asked the little one.


� Then," answered the mother, "You will have many."