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A lady and her dog were enjoying a stroll in the park when her dog was...

The Top 16 Signs...

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A little girl...

She holds them up to him and says: "Daddy, look at my new pants." The dad...

Good news and bad...

A woman recently lost her dog and had put flyers up around town to call her...

Migraine headaches

A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When...

Confuse Your...

Ways to confuse your roomie 1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes...

How to make a dog...

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it...

A pharaoh makes a...

"Can I reserve a table for two?" "Sure just give me a name." "Semerkhet."...

I went to the...

The librarian said that they may or may not have it, but that it rings a bell.

A blind man walks...

He picks the dog up by the tail and starts swinging it in a circle over his...