Samsung has announced this year's must-have kitchen accessory -- the Galaxy BLADE edge, "the world's first smart knife with smartphone capabilities," according to the phonemaker. The phone/knife apparently features "a razor-sharp diamond edge, tough enough to cut through a lobster tail and sharp enough to slice though tender heirloom tomatoes."
It's probably still not as good as an iPhone.
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