A man is walking a long a beach with a bucket of fresh lobsters, when he is stopped by a local law enforcement officer.
"You cannot have those lobsters! We take lobster poaching very seriously."
"Oh, no sir, these are not poached. These are actually my pet lobsters. Every day I walk them to the edge of the water and let them swim around for exercise, then I whistle and they all come back to me. See, let me prove it."
"Well, ok," he says as they both walk towards the edge. The man tosses his pet lobsters in the water and they wait for a few minutes.
Finally, the lawman says, "Alright, that's enough, whistle your lobsters back in."
The man responds, "Lobsters? What lobsters?"
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