There is this guy who manages a company that runs the little
paddle boats on the lake. His job is to stand on the edge of the
water and time the paddle boats so that when there 15 mins is
up, he calls them back into shore.
He is standing there talking to his mate not fully paying
attention, when all of a sudden he realises that one of the
boats has been out there for 15 minutes and 22 seconds, so he
hurriedly gets on his megaphone and bellows out, "NUMBER 99 YOUR
TIME IS UP, NUMBER 99 BRING YOUR BOAT IN, NUMBER 99 YOUR TIME IS
UP".
His mate then turns to him and says, "Haven't you only got 72
paddle boats".
He hurriedly gets back on the megaphone again,
"NUMBER 66, ARE YOU IN TROUBLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
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