What the halo?

When Mother Teresa died and went to heaven, she was met at the pearly
gates by Saint Peter, and told to come right in, that "He" was expecting
her. She went inside, and was met by a host of angels singing praises to
her. These angels led her to a room in which God himself was waiting.
Mother Teresa was humbled as God spoke of all the good she had done for
the less fortunate masses on earth.


He went on to tell her that, in appreciation of all the good work she had
performed, He had made a special halo just for her. It was bigger than all
the other halos in heaven, and he wanted her to wear it proudly.


Mother Teresa, being the humble soul that she is, protested, saying that
she only did what she did because she was trying to live a life worthy of
Christ, and God replied that He was well aware of that, but just wear the
halo, that it would make him happy.


So Mother Teresa went forth wearing the halo, and was the center of
attention wherever she went. One day though, she saw someone with a much
larger halo, and with interest picqued, she went to see who rated a halo
larger than hers. It was none other Princess Di. This troubled Mother
Teresa, and caused her to go to God to find out what Di did to rate a
bigger halo.


"My Lord, I am not one to complain, and I am very humbled that I have been
given such a large halo, but I feel I must ask, why would Princess Di have
a larger halo than I?" "My child," the Lord answered, "that is not a halo,
it's a steering wheel."