A young jewish boy was doing very poorly in school, especially in mathematics. So, his father, after much deliberation, decided to send him to a catholic school because he'd heard that they were very good. For three months, the father didn't see much of the son because he was always studying. On his first report card, he got all a's. His dad was mystified by the incredibly excellent results and asked his son how it could be that he was doing so well. He'd expected improvement but this was really quite amazing! His son replied "well, I really knew they meant business that very first day when i walked into the classroom and they had that guy nailed to the plus sign!"
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