A blonde runs home from school and screams "MUMMY MUMMY, WE DID THE ALPHABET TODAY, EVERYONE COULD ONLY GO UP TO D, AND I COULD GO TO G. 1,B,C,D,E,F,G. IS IT BECAUSE I'M BLONDE MUMMY? IS IT? IS IT?" Her mother says "Yes sweetie it is."
The next day, she runs home from school and screams "MUMMY MUMMY, WE DID NUMBERS AT SCHOOL, EVERYONE COULD ONLY GO TO 4 BUT I COULD GO TO 6. A,2,3,4,5,6. IS IT BECAUSE I'M BLONDE MUMMY? IS IT? IS IT?" Her mother says "Yes sweetie it is."
The next day, the blonde runs home from school and says "MUMMY MUMMY, IN PE ALL THE OTHER GIRLS HAD FLAT CHESTS BUT I HAD THESE." and then takes of her shirt, revealing a pair of 38C breasts. "IS IT BECAUSE I'M BLONDE MUMMY? IS IT? IS IT?" the blonde continues.
"No dear," says her mother, "it's because you're 25."
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