Roger recently retired from 40 years at GE. He decided his new hobby would be golf. He took his old clubs, went to the golf course, and paid for a round of golf.
The club clerk informed him, "We have new robotic caddies. Just from the factory; still white and shiny! They are complimentary. They will tell you which club to use, how far from the hole, etc..."
"Great?" replied Roger, not really knowing what to think.
When he finished his round the clerk asked, "So how'd you do?"
"Well I am terrible, but that caddy helped a bunch! I'll be back again soon."
The next week Roger returned to the course. He paid for a round of golf and asked if he would still be able to use one of the robotic golf caddies.
"Sorry. We had to get rid of the robot caddies. They were too white and shiny, the sun's reflection off them was blinding golfers. We got a lot of complaints."
"Why didn't you just paint them black? You didn't have to get rid of them."
"We tried that." replied the clerk. We painted them black, but then they started lying about things and stealing from the golfers. They showed up late to work and were always smoking behind the club house."
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