She had never been before so he wanted to take her out for her very first time and impress her with how good he is.
They get to the course and he says "hang on I gotta run into the clubhouse and pay for our round."
He goes in and pays and while he's at the counter, picks up a sleeve (3 pack) of good golf balls, and puts them in his pocket.
When he walks out of the clubhouse, he sees her staring at the bulge in his pants.
He says "oh, those are just my golf balls."
She replies with "is that something like Tennis Elbow?"
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