An elderly lady was walking on the golf course on the island of Martha’s Vineyard. She slipped and fell.
Trump, who was behind her by chance, helped her to get up. She thanked him and he replied , “It was a pleasure to help you. Do you recognize me? I am your president. Are you going to vote for me in the next election?”
The elderly woman laughed and replied, ”Not hardly. I fell on my butt, not on my head!”
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