Revenge

Little Johnny is walking down the street with his dead frog on a rope.

He goes up to a pimp and asks him for the nastiest whore he has.

Pimp:"why do you want the nastiest whore I have? I have perfectly good whores instead"

Johnny: I'll explain when I'm done

So he goes in and fucks the dirtiest whore in the building and when he comes out the pimp asks him again, "why did you want the nastiest whore in town?'

Johnny: "well, tonight the babysitter will come and she likes little boys, so she'll get the STD I have!"

"And when daddy drives her home he'll want a piece of that and he'll have the STD as well!"

"And when daddy comes home, mommy will want to go at it so she'll have it as well!"

"And when daddy leaves for work tomorrow morning the milkman will come by and mommy will give it to him, and that's the fucker I want 'cause he killed my frog!"