Repost : Tough to be Irish

Really Good.so, I repost... don't mind please....
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"What's your name?", asked the teacher.
"Mohammad," he replied.
"You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "So
from now on you will be known as Mike.
" Mohammad returned home after school.
"How was your day, Mohammad?", his mother
asked.
"My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and
now my name is Mike”.
"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying
to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your
religion? Shame on you!"
And his mother beat the shit out of him. Then
she called his father, who beat the shit out of
him again.
The next day Mohammad returned to school. The
teacher saw all of his fresh bruises.
"What happened to you, Mike?", she asked.
"Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was
attacked by two fucking Arabs."