Rejected Dr. Seuss Books


The Cat in the BlenderHerbert the Pervert Likes SherbertFox in DetoxWho Shat in the Hat?Horton Hires a HoThe Flesh-Eating LoraxHow the Grinch Stole Columbus DayYour Colon Can Moo---Can You?Zippy the Rabid GerbilOne Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue BitchMarvin K. Mooney, Get the Fuck Out!Are You My Proctologist?Yentl the LentilMy Pocket Rocket Needs A SocketAunts in My PantsOh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!Horton Fakes an OrgasmThe Grinch's Ten InchesGreen Cheese & SpamWho Flung Goo on Betty Sue?Come On I Wanna Lay YaRussell the One-Eyed Love MusclePlease Cane Us in the AnusBlow Blow Til You See it GrowFeel It, Find It, Pick It, Flick ItHorton Hears His Neighbors In Bed

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